The fire’s warm and the champagne’s on ice, and we want to cozy up with you.
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We know you might not notice us yet, but when you’re ready, step into the lodge. It’s a Drake x Riri situation, babyjibgurl. It might be a little early in our relationship with Danyale to use the L word, but we’re unconventional like that, and we’re swooning for you. It’s now 2016 and all Danyale does is cool shit, just ask her Instagram. This broad squad of potentially questionable mental health status had successfully earned enough green to bring us the best of the breasts again, and these ladies brought it, they really brought it! Fans who were dying to receive a side of women’s snowboarding best enjoyed over glass of purple drank. Fans of switch backside tricks AND twerk sequences. For ONLY $69, they promised us T’s hats, stickers, authentic Jibgurl tears and a photo of an injured Jibgurl.Ī total of $7,536 was sent into the arms of jib angels by adoring fans. If you weren’t bawlin’ out yet, Red Gerard’s wide-eyed baby face and helpless cry for Jibgurls everywhere was enough to immediately place you in massive debt. The opening sequence featured handrail carnage accompanied by Sarah Mclaughlin’s famous desperation cry that makes us hug our puppies. As predicted, the teaser spread quicker than Kanye’s call to T. Actually, it all started with a beautifully gifted and simultaneously giftedly beautiful crew of female snowboarders who began spiking the punch right under our noses.įor those who’d been sleeping on Too Hard, Danyale Patterson openly shed her Jibgurl tears via kickstarter back in 2014 with the #goalz of funding her next endeavor. Pour a glass of purple drank and enjoy some jib n shit! It is a beard worn long and craggly hiding bits of last night’s fondue dinner. It is hippie bullshit with a squeeze of rot. In case you are lucky and unaware of the the Grateful Dead you might look at their skull motif and you might read their lyrics like, “Driving that train, high on cocaine…” and you might think “Metal.”īut you are wrong. They’re on tour in the US so I’ve been catching shows wherever I can including NYC, Boston and Boulder, Colorado. One of my favorite bands is the Grateful Dead, who have created a new version of the band called Dead & Co. You want to know what that noise is? Do you? We are so excited about the future, about our direction, and about this great team. And don’t lose sight of this: It’s a good time to be at Burton. The internet can be a toxic place full of rumors and anonymous trolls. They don’t snowboard, flaunt their wealth in the face of your modestly compensated organization, lead by intimidation and fear, and pursue countless failed projects under the guide of “being core” and “building a lifestyle business,” which benefits no one besides themselves.Īnd last year’s Jake and Donna Burton Respond to the Open Letter: The damage is deepening, and unless you take action soon, the situation will go from bad to dire. You have two senior “leaders” working for you that have undermined you, your company, and the entire snowboarding industry for close to 15 years. Dacyshyn from such hits as last year’s An Open Letter to Jake and Donna Burton: It is a mystery to me, then, why Burton’s Creative Director Greg “Bad Santa” Dacyshyn loves them all so much and loves to roll them into bad collaborations. The Grateful Dead and John Mayer and anything. *See Polly's Secret Endings section to continue with this option.Some things go together like peanut butter and jelly. Purchase $7 THE CURSED LOCKET OF WINSTON MONTGOMERY. (This secret ending is only achievable when you unlock THE CURSED LOCKET OF WINSTON MONTGOMERY.)
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